my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
Oh this hurts me so much. This makes me die a little every time I notice the little changes in him. In the beginning, Ten was carefree, with Rose, and he smiled whenever he wanted to and everything was brilliant. Nothing could stop them. But then time went on, and Rose went away, and everything went to hell, and everyone left him. That startling change, from the charismatic young bloke to the sad, old man is why I love Ten. He felt more than any of the others. He went through so much more. He had to go through heartbreak, regret, jealousy, anger, denial, hopelessness, everything. He felt everything, and we felt it with him. He had to go through hell. He was the most human.
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME
ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES
ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM
NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME
It got better
A bunch of you guys wrote to us about this so we went to find the petition.
And we saw that 18,000 people had already signed the most popular one, so we were like, GASP.We’re not sure exactly how planets get named, but this is really cool. And whatever you ended up getting named, we like you, HD 106906 b. (Plus, names aren’t everything.)